Eleven Terribly Convenient Places to Cry
After a Break-Up
By Iris N. Schwartz
1. On the 8 a.m. bus, after
your handsome male
neighbor waves hello
2. In the A&P condiment
aisle, bumping into the brand of
mustard you used to buy just for your
man
3. Next to the office coffee
cart, while the friendly coffee
cart guy asks about your weekend
4. Petting your silver tabby
on your bed, remembering how
your man had responded to your touch
5. In the kitchen, holding
a saucepan, realizing you won't need to cook
one stew with mushrooms and one without
6. Inside Linens 'n Things,
thinking you'll never again need either
7. On upper Third Avenue, where
he'd entwined his fingers with
yours for the last time
8. In a Hallmark store, temporarily
trapped
between the Valentines and the sympathy
section
9. In front of your mailbox,
blotting blood from a paper
cut from a Frederick's of Hollywood catalogue
10. At the movies, saving a seat for your
tote bag and coat
11. Before the bathroom mirror, applying
your make-up, for you